Why are you here?

Queen of the drunk text.

astound:

I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life

(via ambitioussone)

"let’s be friends" doesn’t mean "try to ease into my panties over time."

theblindniggasamurai:

keogdh:

richmondcee:

mamibonita:

yung-pinkman:

czar-scott:

quixon:

fish-dinner-connoisseur:

zumainthyfuture:

dashendirekt:

realdwntomars:

tatted66:

realdwntomars:

black—lamb:

most guys never seem to get that….

I can finally accept that I won’t have any male friends.

Shit…they’re on to us Fellas

Lmao

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the gifs lmfao

Lmaoooooooo

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(via pmon3y69)

I get scared easily, so I’m not one for just sitting down with a bowl of popcorn and watching horror stories. But, I mean, I’m learning more. Maybe one day I’d like to be able to watch them.

(Source: allisonargenti, via moiraohare)

natemackinns:

do u ever just out of nowhere find a guy attractive and ur just like wtf since when

(Source: jordystaal, via chloekittykat)